If you're here, you probably already know what I'm talking about.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Wanda's Ode to Vodka

Have I mentioned to y'all how much I like Vodka (and, yes, it deserves a capital V)??

I like my martinis dirty and there ain't nothin' wrong with that!  Shoot, my good friend Sadie even wrote a little song about how much she loves Vodka.  It goes like this:

"I love you, Vodka.
Oh yes, I do.
I love you, Vodka.
And I'll be true.
When you're not with me, I'm blue.
Oh, Vodka, I love you!"

Me and her sing that song together.  A lot.  Cause she's had her share of Whackadoodle trouble, too.  That's how I know I'm not the only one out there.  So, we get together and have a couple of martinis and talk about the Whackadoodles, and suddenly everything seems tolerable.  Funny, even.  More better than a batch of biscuits!  Y'all know what I'm sayin', right?

Now, I'm not advocatin' alcoholism, or any other ism for that matter.  Everything in moderation, right?  Oh, if only I could teach that to Whackadoodles.  Sadly, you can lead a Whackadoodle to knowledge, but you can't make him THINK!  The good Lord knows I have tried.

But a little Vodka now and then keeps me from going Trailer Park Tanya on some Whackadoodle's *ss.  Keeps me outta jail and the like.  And helps me see the humor in all this so I can share it with y'all.  

Now, I promise y'all another video post real soon.  I am simply dyin' to talk to y'all again! Been trying to recover from Valentine's Day and I will certainly tell y'all that story next time. Right now, it's martini time at Wanda's house!  Cheers and...

Whackadoodle-doo, y'all!


Monday, February 4, 2013

Whackadoodle of the Week 2/4/13

Where the hell do I start?  

Now, listen, I'm all for raising a child with a healthy level of self-esteem.  God knows there are enough haters out there to crush anyone's spirit.  But there is a difference between that and an oblivious ego the size of Montana.

The caption on this picture says "Honey Boo Boo called positive example" and the article is referring to a nomination from GLAAD.  Ok, in reading further, I see that GLAAD is citing this positive example because on the show, Honey Boo Boo's uncle revealed he is HIV positive and the folks from GLAAD are happy that LGBT issues are not hidden from Honey Boo Boo's viewers, thereby reflecting "a new American landscape" of acceptance.  I am all cool with that.

What I am not cool with is the fact that TLC (The Learning Channel) has sold out to the bourgeois.  Now instead of learning about this amazing planet we live on and the things that go with it, science, nature, history, we are subjected to the exhibitionistic carryings-on of people creatures that we cannot explain.  It's like watching a train wreck.....you cannot look away.

I am also extremely concerned that TLC has to put subtitles on the screen so people can understand what these yahoos are saying.  It give the rest of us with a quaint and charming Southern accent a bad name.

A close tie for first this week goes to the monster who created this.

Whackadoodle-doo, y'all!