The Hydra

Seriously, Whackadoodle-hydra, can you please stop now?  If you are unfamiliar, click the highlighted word "hydra"; basically, they are something like this:  

For every head you cut off, two more grow in its place.  Unstoppable.  Unbelievable.  Truly.  The dude actually called ME a hydra...not sure why....maybe it has something to do with PROJECTING. 

It has been 21 months since I invited this whackadoodle to leave my life.  And..he..still...texts.  Now, I know I could block his number (thank you Apple), but then I wouldn't be quite able to monitor the level of crazy.  I am just simply stunned.

At the fact that he still texts and the absurdity of the subject matter and that his purpose is completely beyond me.  That's right, I, Wanda, am puzzled by this Whackadoodle.  Just when I thought I had them pegged.  

One day it will be song lyrics; the next, some horrific insult (as if his opinion of me mattered in the slightest).  His most recent missive was some crap about  how he could cook an over-easy egg better than I can......even though he later said he was cooking egg whites...and why in the holy hell do I care??!  "Oh, wait, that changes EVERYTHING. I want you back"....is that what he is hoping for??  

Now, I know that I am super wonderful and all, but I don't think I really scar people.  They do that all by themselves.  It must be dreadful to be told by Heaven to leave.  ;)  

Love and light, y'all!
~Wanda
&8~)

Non Responders

Whackadoodle-doo, y'all!  I guess I could kinda accuse myself of this lately, since I haven't been posting for awhile.  But we'll get to me another time.

I am talking about those people in your life, yes, even FAMILY MEMBERS, who simply never respond to texts, voice mails, emails, FB messages, etc.  Is this not the height of rudeness to y'all?  I mean, I don't expect anyone to drop what they're doing just because they hear from me.  But a response within a few days' time is expected.  Even if it is just a "too fucking busy for you".

Here's what Miss Manners has to say about responding to electronic communications.  (click that highlighted "Miss Manners" link).

Honestly, the only people to whom I do not respond are the whackadoodles whom I have invited to leave my life.  But a friend or family member always gets a response from me.  Usually right away.  Why, good grief, if someone reaches out to me with love, with a joke, with a request for advice, I want to let them know I appreciate them thinking of me and help if I can.

The only message I can take from someone who does not respond (even to a direct plea for communication) is that they just don't give a fat rat's ass about being in my life (and gosh, it took me a long time to learn that lesson). 

So, what do you do when a situation technically requires someone else's participation and they decline to answer you?  Why, you make the damned decision yourself and tell them to go take a flying leap.  :)  

I mean, life is way too short to let someone make your face do this

>:<

Hope to talk with y'all again real soon.

Love and light~

Wanda

&8~)

The Psychopath

If I leave a trail of breadcrumbs (blood), will they follow me to the abyss????

Seriously, EH2, after 5  years, is starting his sh*t again, y'all.  EH1 is on the brink.  Dude from Hell has a funky aura about him again.  And the most-recently-banished Whackadoodle is texting me again.

This, to me, is scientific proof that they ARE, after all, attracted to my bright white light....cause I have been feeling GREAT lately.  That's always when they start.  

DAMMIT, gotta figure out how to adjust my frequency before they drive ME whackadoodle!

Put Your Best Foot Forward

So, I saw this story in the news:

Hobe Sound beachgoer finds human foot in shoe

Author: Associated Press

Published On: Jan 02 2014 10:59:30 AM EST

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HOBE SOUND, Fla. -

A woman taking a walk found a sneaker with a human foot inside under some sea grass at Peck Lake Park on the north end of Jupiter Island.

Martin County Sheriff's deputies, air units and dogs searched the park on New Year's Day, but didn't find any other remains.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Christine Weiss told the Palm Beach Post that the foot was taken to a crime lab. She says the sheriff's office is working with other agencies to determine whether there are any missing persons in the area.

The woman made the discovery around noon on Wednesday.

No further details were immediately available.

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And then I did a little research and found this:

Human Foot Discoveries

Apparently, this happens a lot.  As of January 26, 2012, ten or eleven feet have been found in Canada, and three in the US State of Washington.

Reminds me of the **wha??** factor of seeing a shoe in the road...

And I have a feeling Stephen King is all over this.

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Merry Freaking Christmas, Y'all!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/15/street-fighting-santas-video-santacon-2013_n_4449579.html

So, it's come to this, eh?

Seriously, y'all?  What the yuck!?  Is this Joy to the World?  I think not!  God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen?  No way.  Unless the "rest" is being knocked out from a sucker punch.

Although, I must admit this is how I mostly feel during this "holiday season" whenever I have to go anywhere near a stupid mall.......

These dudes definitely qualify as Whackadoodles of the Season.

And then there was this:

5 arrested as police disperse hundreds at theater

62 Jacksonville police officers responded to Northside mall Christmas night

As police broke up a disturbance involving hundreds of young people outside a Northside theater on Christmas night, two young men and an three juveniles -- one a teenage girl -- were arrested.

Police say when the Regal River City Marketplace Theater was rushed by 25-30 people without tickets, an officer working off-duty used pepper spray to turn back the crowd, then called for backup.More than 60 officers responded to the Regal River City Marketplace theater around 8:30 p.m. when an officer working off duty could not control a crowd estimated as high as 750 people.

Officers began using loud speakers began going through the crowd asking people to disperse.

The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office says it took just over an hour to break up the crowd -- some shouting profanities at police.

There were no reports of serious injuries or gunfire. A safe zone was setup for parents and guardians to reunite with their children.

"Our response was quick and effective," said JSO spokeswoman Lauri-Ellen Smith. "Our job is to keep people safe, first and foremost, obviously and that's what our officers did. They do that through tactical activities through crowd control by sequestering the group and again, keeping these folks safe, determining who's fighting, who's not."

On Thursday, police released the names and booking photos of the two young adults and one juvenile accused of felonies, including resisting arrest with violence.

According to the arrest reports, Tevyn Davis, 19, Jaquade Miller, 18, and Khalil Bradley, 17, not only refused to disburse, but took a "fighting stance" toward police and actively resisted arrest.  Miller is accused of swinging at an officer with a closed fist.

The juveniles' identities were withheld because they were only charged with misdemeanors: a boy charged with resisting officer without violence and a girl charged with public nuisance, refusal to disperse and resisting an officer without violence.

Smith said the investigation is ongoing.

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YIKES and then some....

Whackadoodle of the Week

TEENAGERS

The End

Help, I'm Alive

"My heart keeps beating like a hammer..."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoK63Bk7pgw

Whackadoodle-doo, y'all!  Yep, I'm still alive and kicking....miraculous, ain't it?  Wanda's World of Whackadoodles (WOW) has been keeping me busy.  If it ain't one thing, it's another, right?  ;)

I have to say, the current lingering Whackadoodle is seriously making my face do this ------>    >:<   After seven whole months, he is still reaching out to touch someonething---my psyche.  

And while I admittedly do not give a rat's hairy ass about his opinion of me, it still stings a little when someone hits you with their best shot.  Which naturally causes me to re-examine every...single..little..thing.. Stupid catfucker (click the word "catfucker" for the story behind this delightful Oh-So-Wanda's vocabulary word).

Now, don't misunderstand:  I do not miss him.  I do not think I made the wrong decision in cutting him loose.  Not one teen-eye-nsee little bit.  It's the character assassinations that really get me hopping mad (picture Yosemite Sam) and make me want to stab him in the face.  Repeatedly.  With scissors. Those crinkly pinking shears kind.  (Note to NSA, policia, etc:  I said "WANT TO" stab him in the face with scissors, not "going to".)  So now I am angry (emotion) and helpless (emotion) and also disgusted (emotion?).  And all I can do is not reply.  Maintain radio silence.  And calm the fuck down.  

Nothing a good martini and some girl talk therapy won't fix.  :)

Until next time, Whackadoodle-doo, y'all!
~* Wanda